Friday, March 2, 2012

MAD CITY

MAD CITY ASKS THE PRESIDENT ELECT QUESTIONS THAT DIDN'T GET ASKED BUT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BUT IN THE END ..... PROBABLY WONT BE

1. WIU YOU SEE FIT TO USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO FIX THE BEARS QUARTERBACK SITUATION?

2. COME ON, ADMIT IT, YOUR BIGGEST FEAR FOR 2012 ISNT PALIN, ITS A MIKE HUCKABEE / CHUCK NORRIS TICKET.

3. CONSIDERING THE TASK AT HAND, HAVE YOU ALREADY GIVEN UP ON TRYING TO BREAK BUSH'S PRESIDENTIAL VACATION RECORD?

4. IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE INTERNET RUMOR THAT YOURE GOING TO REPLACE ANDREW JACKSON'S FACE ON A $20 DOLLAR BILL WITH THAT OF JAMES BROWN?

5. WOULD JT BE POSSIBLE TO HAVE JOE LIEBERMAN PLACED UNDER HOUSE ARREST AND KEPT IN ONE OF CHENEY'S SECRET BUNKERS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE?

6. YOU CAN ALMOST SEE OUR STATE FROM YOUR CHICAGO LIVING ROOM WINDOW. THAT MAKES YOU AN EXPERT ON MAKING CHEESE ...RIGHT?

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